hey im annie, vampire weekend and dogs are important to me


i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

Help me I’m so sarcastic to the point where I don’t even know if it is sarcasm that maybe I’m being 100% serious

a dog: makes a dog sound
me: i know, i know. i understand. me too

can i put ‘knows the fergalicious rap’ in the skills section of my resume? 

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